1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.
3. The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
4. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
5. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
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This is a hilarious conversation on AIM. At the time that I was seeding this, the seeded link was not working, so I copied the conversation here. Will change once its working.
br0kenrabbit: hi
Greg_ValveOLS: good evening
br0kenrabbit: What’s ip?
br0kenrabbit: up?
Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit: On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Why?
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For all the geeks out there, do you know someone who tried to teach themselves how to read Barcode? Here is a list of Geek quotes, sayings and phrases. Some of them are from Boardofwisdom who put together a nice compilation themselves.
#1. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you — someone on SlashDot
#2. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
#3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
#4. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
#5. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein
How can you tell when a programmer has had sex?
When he’s washing the pepper spray out of his eyes.
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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11-year-old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”
He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.”
Richard grinned. “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”
Comedic actress Michaela Watkins recently became one of two new members of the cast of Saturday Night Live (along with Abby Elliott).
74Michaela Watkins’ sex appeal sneaks up on you, perhaps because, as guys, we don’t often see female comediennes in ”that way,” at least not initially. However, take a look at her and you’ll see a woman of almost statuesque beauty, whose glowing, gorgeous skin is complemented by brown eyes and chocolate brown hair.
As it stands right now, Abby Elliott is best known for being the daughter of Saturday Night Live-alum and sometime movie star Chris Elliott. However, if she continues to make us laugh like she has as a part-time player on the current season of SNL, she’ll easily eclipse her dad as the funniest, and most successful, member of the Elliott clan.
Anyone that knows who Chris Elliott is shouldn’t be surprised that his daughter is hilarious, but they might be surprised to see how hot she is. Abby Elliott not only gets huge points for her gorgeous blue eyes and flaming red hair, but she also boasts the ultimate aphrodisiac — her million-dollar sense of humor.
Rebecca Hall is an award-winning British stage actress who recently graduated to the silver screen with a pair of winning performances in The Prestige and Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
Rebecca Hall may not have Scarlett Johansson’s delectable curves or Penelope Cruz’s raw sensuality, but her slightly bookish quality and statuesque frame is every bit as sexy as the mouthwatering attributes of her fellow Vicky Cristina Barcelona costars. Luckily, we should get to see even more of this English rose in the year ahead as she shows off her figure in four different big-screen films. For the record, Rebecca Hall’s dream date is a young Marlon Brando — finally, a gal with taste!
Anya Monzikova is a gorgeous Russian-born model and actress best known as a model on NBC’s Deal or No Deal, as well as cohost for the HDNet travel program Get Out!
If you haven’t had the good fortune to see this woman in print or on screen, don’t deny yourself any longer — Anya Monzikova’s sparkling beauty is a staggering sight to behold. Apparently the other models on Deal or No Deal call her the “Crazy Russian,” and if they mean crazy as in crazy gorgeous, they are spot-on.
This is to say nothing of Anya Monzikova’s spectacularly tall and curvaceous body, which, if we’re to be honest with ourselves, probably approaches perfection.
Halle Berry has starred in such movies as Boomerang (1992), Bulworth (1998), the three installments of X-Men, Swordfish (2001), Monster’s Ball (2001), the Bond vehicle Die Another Day (2002), Gothika (2003), Catwoman (2004), Perfect Stranger (2007), and Things We Lost In The Fire (2007). She has the ability to take on incredibly diverse roles that don’t always focus on her beauty, and that is what makes her even hotter than your usual actress.
If her movie list appearances aren’t testimony enough to Halle Berry’s acting chops, then her Oscar award for Best Actress in a Leading Role in Monster’s Ball surely is.
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